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  • Au revoir #
  • Tequila, ice and maybe one more secret #ingredient TBD. How can you say no? #cheers #thirst #drink http://t.co/f8xFn1KR #
  • What? You say sports is not political? Well, consider Moscow 1980 and Beijing 2008. Yeah, I thought so. #argumentswithnobody #
  • Spain! #
  • #euro2012 Spain vs. France Hmmm … Rooting for the country that will torch fewer cars/stores if their team loses. Also, fewer ties to Libya #
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  • Early bird catches the worm(s); also – #Klingon gak imitation. #gardening humour. Enjoy http://t.co/znSyLmIr #
  • headline: "sandusky faces life in prison"; me: wrong 4-letter word, and face it he will #
  • Yes, this is technically a #drunktweet and yes, I'm still wearing those #fathersday shorts. And yes, it look http://t.co/hfmpn9Xe #
  • Wish I could apply "display: none;" to more things in life – lawnmowers; TTC drivers; FOX commentators; the kardashians; bieber #
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  • Told ya I was gonna wear #fathersday gift to work today? See, even the cats love it! http://t.co/MKklNTCk #
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  • A liberal in me thinks Greeks need a win today. A realist disagrees – Greeks need massive humiliation and get back to work already #football #
  • ok, bad news – stuck in office waiting for meeting; good news – wanna watch soccer. Any recos for live streaming sites? thankya #
  • hang on – Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter is so outlandishly leftist in its fantasy, even the lefties are criticizing it? what self-hatred! :) #
  • Forbes: Booted From Twitter, Thunderclap Relocates To Facebook http://t.co/xzbQntGY #
  • RT @TBG_Canada: Here's a shot of Liz checking in on our hives. http://t.co/HQusvRWP Bees are magical! #bees #beekeeping #toronto #
  • baffled how differently Americans and Canadians consume soccer. It's not a continent thing, it's a culture thing. Ego self-reaffirmed :) #
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  • MTV awards 2013 FTW! RT @NiemanLab: Expletives and nudity on over-the-air programs are OK, says Supreme Court http://t.co/3VcSLnx4 #
  • simple, effective, emotional. WATCH! RT @Gawker: This Thai Anti-Smoking PSA Will Hit You Like a Punch to the Cigarette http://t.co/qlYmv8Nq #
  • can we now, as Canadians end all doubts that Ben Mulroney has ANY aspirations other than fame and money? Good morning, 15 minutes! #clown #
  • #itssohot that my iphoonne keys keeeep getting stuckkk togethter #
  • #itssohot that even my sharpest tweets keep coming out watery and soft #
  • #itssohot that #siri greets me with 'how may I help you … While I slowly pour this bottle of cold water over my head?' #
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  • Dear North American media: did you really have us ALL talk about #zombieApocalypse just two weeks ago? What happened? To You? To us? #focus #
  • What's everyone talking about? The #tracks look normal to me! #gotransit #heatwave http://t.co/fm8rpFZX #
  • due to heat alert, Torontonians are asked to check on the isolated and elderly. So thanks for asking, I'm just fine :) seriously, call g-ma! #
  • what's the latest on #mubarak aliveness? Have all his family members negotiated $ settlements so he can be announced dead yet? see #Arafat #
  • RT @quillandquire: Random House of Canada merges M&S and Doubleday Canada into new group – http://t.co/RaPmd7tn #publishing #books #ebooks #
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  • RT @hamutaldotan: Toronto media, check if this site plagiarized you: http://t.co/BHmQfT6e cc: @buzzbuzzhome, @derekflack @toronto_life #in #
  • mustsee! RT @stratfest Join our social media team this Sat. for an exclusive reception & perf of #ssfMuch for only $30! http://t.co/cO93MYxd #
  • in Adam Carolla's defense (I know, right) he's been equating smarmy with funny for years, or haven't you noticed? http://t.co/DQYZDh8M #
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  • #mubarak death jokes – too soon? Not soon enough. Bring it! Extra bonus points for terrible puns ;) #
  • Assange seeks asylum in Ecuadorian embassy; I'm gonna seek asylum in Galapagos – when I can afford vacay. No punchline there, just a plan :) #
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  • then again, maybe the echo on the mic, competing backup vocal or drums volume made her sound weaker – take a listen: http://t.co/NELK9tPL #
  • IMHO Fiona Apple butchered McCartney's 'Let Me Roll It' http://t.co/NELK9tPL – you need stronger pipes to do this song well. Sounded hollow #
  • Thank you @_anonops for the follow. I don't know why, but I hope it's beneficial for us both … You anonymous basterds ;) #shhh #bigbrother #
  • Gr8 show. Go! RT @stratfest Any plans for Saturday night? Come join us for pre-show reception & #ssfmuch for only $30 http://t.co/GraxLCgJ #
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  • bookmark it. read to your kids! RT @mashable: Your Electric Car Will Power Your Home in the Future http://t.co/FJW7gRts via @geekosystem #
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  • I have accomplished slightly less in 35 years :( RT @SethMacFarlane: http://t.co/g1wcPX32 // Biggest story in the history of the human race. #
  • .@PaulMcCartney .@ebertchicago RT @YourAnonNews: “If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian” Happy Bday Paul, Roger #
  • Happy #fathersday dad! I don't remember *that* day but still have that pic. And that carpet. And you :) http://t.co/T1aO27BA #
  • Be warned: I will be wearing one of my #fathersday gifts in public on Friday. Why not Monday? 'cause I'm a frikkin' pro, and u need 2 adjust #
  • Find time to stop and smell the #roses Do it. #Daily http://t.co/9DVRttjj #
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  • Looks like I'm spending the rest of the day watching the #media beat Rodney King story into the ground. Again. #history #perspective #racism #
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  • Happy #fathersday boys. Respect! Not easy to start a family and bring life into this backwards world. Hope you're incredibly good at it. #